crip romney: president g

by Cap'n Fap'n

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

Purchasable with gift card

name your price

1.	k-pop a boner 02:18	lyrics	buy track
I've always had a thing for asian women but now I've fallen in love with Girl's generation They are an international korean pop sensation and now im infected with infatuation i know that I'm not very good at math and i'm really bad at playing starcraft so i know i wont be able to impress your dads but i can make them see why their daughters need an american man Ever since i saw you girls on pornhub i mean in that interview on mtv i've been having all of these tentacle fantasies fantasies ive always been oriented towards the oriental i wanna fill their holes I wanna save you from the north koreans we can have a celebration that kim jong il is dead and then you can all give me head but thats only in my dreams i wanna wanna make you come... see that you're the only 9 for for me you're the only 9 you're the only 9 you're the only 9 girls for me oh snsd will you all marry me
2.	Star*ucks (HD AUDIO VERSION EXTREME) 01:45		buy track
3.	My Heart Will Go on. 01:07	lyrics	buy track
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone [\| From: \|] Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on
4.	song about valentines day written the day after valentines day 01:17	lyrics	buy track
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games We got everything you want honey, we know the names We are the people that can find whatever you may need If you got the money honey we got your disease [Chorus] In the jungle, welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees I want to watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle we take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free In the jungle welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine Ooh, I want to hear you scream Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually You can have everything you want but you better not take it from me [Chorus] And when you're high you never ever want to come down So down, so down, so down, yeah You know where you are? You're down in the jungle baby, you're gonna dieee In the jungle welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the jungle welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine In the jungle welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the jungle welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to you Its gonna bring you down, ha!!
5.	Fast Food Fantasy 01:14	lyrics	buy track
Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba Ay, arriba arriba Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere Yo no soy marinero Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan Soy capitan, soy capitan Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba, bam Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba (Guitar solo - Richie & instrumental) Para bailar La Bamba Para bailar La Bamba Se necessita una poca de gracia Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba Ay, arriba arriba Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere Bamba, bamba Bamba, bamba FADES- Bamba, bamba.