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from crip romney: president g by Cap'n Fap'n

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lyrics

I've always had a thing for asian women
but now I've fallen in love with Girl's generation
They are an international korean pop sensation
and now im infected with infatuation

i know that I'm not very good at math
and i'm really bad at playing starcraft
so i know i wont be able to impress your dads
but i can make them see why their daughters need
an american man


Ever since i saw you girls on pornhub i mean in that interview
on mtv
i've been having all of these tentacle fantasies fantasies
ive always been oriented towards the oriental
i wanna fill their holes


I wanna save you from
the north koreans
we can have a celebration
that kim jong il is dead
and then you can all give me head
but thats only in my dreams
i wanna wanna make you come...
see that you're the only 9 for for me

you're the only 9
you're the only 9
you're the only 9 girls for me
oh snsd
will you all marry me

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from crip romney: president g, track released October 20, 2012

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