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RAPE JAMZ

by CAPN FAPN

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capnfapn - BUTTON PRESSING IS THE HARDEST KIND OF PRESSING (free) 00:22
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Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! GO PLANET! With your powers combined I am Captain Planet! Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet side Captain Planet, he's our hero, Gonna take pollution down to zero, Gonna help him put us under, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder "You'll pay for this Captain Planet!" (chanting) We're the planeteers, You can be one too! 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do, Looting and polluting is not the way, Hear what Captain Planet has to say: "THE POWER IS YOURS!!"
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capnfapn - fapbook fantasy 01:10
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open up my laptop then i take my pants off because i wanna masturbate and you should know that your facebook is my homepage oh hey now your online you think im creepy and thats alright because i have some pictures of you on my hard drive And yeah im using tears for lube because i cant have you
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darling little boy, come inside 03:12
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hello little boy you're walking home alone you don't look like you fit in oh but dont worry I'll be your friend cause I dont wanna be alone So come on inside and now you're inside And I think its time That I remove your limbs you look much better without them and brand your head and chain you up because I love you so much You'll be in my cellar for the rest of your life And dont try to run because i'm the one with a knife
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Tranny Trouble in Virginland (free) 00:48
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capnfapn - when a girl says "no" she doesn't understand her own sarcasm (free) 00:20
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You can tell the world you never was my girl You can burn my clothes when I'm gone Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been And laugh and joke about me on the phone You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone You can tell my feet to hit the floor Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips They won't be reaching out for you no more But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think it'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips He never really liked me anyway Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please Myself already knows that I'm okay Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind It might be walking out on me today But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think it'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think it'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Ooo
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What happens when im left alone with my mom's exercise dvds 01:23
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it won kids choice awards

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released September 11, 2012

Me
not bryce
me
COVER ART: IAN "IDIOT" KIRKPATRICK

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Cap'n Fap'n Seattle, Washington

I make music and stuff that's really really bad.

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